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Victory Diner Jokes
Cora and Frank Cetani
The Victory Diner was in Fairlawn New Jersey on Lincoln Avenue.

The diner was owned by my Aunt Cora and my uncle Frank Cetani
 my mother worked there and I washed dishes (Many years ago)

Jokes were told around the counter of this old "Railroad Car Diner" like many diners of that time. They were very "Corney jokes", but have lasted many years.

If you have any to add please send them to me.

This is a page I had to do

Sorry

Vince

The Victory Diner
The Victory Diner
I can tell you had an orange this morning, You have skin on your face.
I'm so bright my mother called me sonny!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

’No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’


Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’

Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’

Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’


Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’
Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’

’Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’

’Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’


My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.
 
I know a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.




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